"Shut up... You didn't just crochet that!" Oh yes, I did. Imagine a novelty gift that borders that fine line of crochet and is outrageous. I saw Bernat Plush yarn in my collection this morning, and I thought, "Gee, that would be a cool condom hat!" I know... who in the hell thinks of that? This is Just the Tip Crochet Beanie for Adults.

As a global platform, this may be inappropriate for all ages, but safe sex should be automatic. I can visualize this as a prank gift. It crochets quickly with a large group hook, and it's only one ball of yarn. Safe sex should always be encouraged.

Disclaimer:

Intended for novelty use. It’s what you think it looks like. Please do not post pictures on the Yarnspirations Stitch Squad, Red Heart Hearts Lover’s Club and Bernat Stitching Sanctuary groups on Facebook, as they will be rejected. It’s an adult-novelty crochet item.

Materials

Bernat Plush, 8.8 oz / 250 g, 146 yds / 133 m

• Off White - 1 Ball

Hook Size: 10 mm / US N/15 

GAUGE = 7 sc and 10 rows = 4” [10 cm]

I have added rounds so the hat can easily roll with extra rounds to make that happen.

https://thecrochetcrowd.com/new-bernat-plush-yarn

Abbreviations List

• Ch = Chain(s) 
• Rnd(s) = Round(s) 
• RS = Right side 
• Sc = Single crochet 
• Sl st = Slip stitch

Instructions

Create an adjustable ring (magic circle). 

1st rnd: RS. 6 sc in an adjustable ring. 8 sc. Do not join. Work in a continuous round. Place a stitch marker on the last st and move it up after each instruction. 

2nd rnd: 2 sc in each sc around. 12 sc. 

3rd to 5th rnds: 1 sc in each sc around. 12 sc. 

6th rnd: 1 sc in first sc. (2 sc in next sc. 1 sc in next sc) 5 times. 2 sc in last sc. 18 sc. 

7th rnd: 1 sc in first sc. 2 sc in next sc. (1 sc in each of next 2 sc. 2 sc in next sc) 5 times. 1 sc in last sc. 24 sc. 

8th rnd: 1 sc in each of first 3 sc. (2 sc in next sc. 1 sc in each of next 3 sc) 5 times. 2 sc in last sc. 30 sc.

9th rnd: 1 sc in each sc around. 30 sc.  

10th rnd: 1 sc in each of first 2 sc. 2 sc in next sc. (1 sc in each of next 4 sc. 2 sc in next sc) 5 times. 1 sc in each of last 2 sc. 36 sc. 

11th rnd: 1 sc in each of first 5 sc. (2 sc in next sc. 1 sc in each of next 5 sc) 5 times. 2 sc in last sc. 42 sc. 

12th and 13th rnds: 1 sc in each sc around. 42 sc. 

14th rnd: 1 sc in each of first 3 sc. 2 sc in next sc. (1 sc in each of next 6 sc. 2 sc in next sc) 5 times. 1 sc in each of last 3 sc. 48 sc. 

15th to 27th rnds: 1 sc in each sc around. 48 sc. 

Last rnd: Working in back loops only, loosely sl st in each sc around. Fasten off and weave in ends. Roll the rim as needed.

Tutorial

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