Are you into those silly Porch Goose for your home!? They are silly, and you can dress them up for the season or occasion. Yes, your crochet hook can be used with leftover yarn you may have to give it the flavor of the season.
This trend is primarily in the Midwest USA, but that's not to say we cannot have one just because we think it's fun, too.
These outfits fit the 21" to 23" tall porch goose. Be sure to check your gauge when you crochet to ensure it fits properly. Get that Red Heart Super Saver out or Lily Sugar'n Cream cotton yarn. Go 'honkers' hooking up fun outfits.

We have several choices for you to consider when decorating your goose. These are small projects that could be an evening of joy for you to create. I can see myself smiling when making these things.
Choose the pattern you wish to look at and/or download. There may be a tutorial available, and it will be posted under the picture. Currently, there are no tutorials, but they may be coming soon.
In This Project
#1 - Pooside Goose
Grab your pool floatie and celebrate with the Poolside Goose Pattern. The duckie floatie gives me such ridiculous joy.

#2 - American Goose
Celebrating every day with the American Goose Outfit.

#3 - Gobble Gobble Thanksgiving Goose
Celebrate with others and include your Goose, not as a meal but as a guest. Get them prepped up with the Thanksgiving Goose Outfit.

Basic Crochet Poncho Tutorial
Watch how easy it is to make one of these. The pattern used is from the Gobble Gobble Goose above.
#4 - Knit Maple Bikini Goose
For knitters, try the Canadian Maple Binkini pattern.

Try Quackers the Duck?
Try your hand at crocheting a large crochet duck with Bernat Blanket Yarn.

#5 - Go Soccer Team Goose
Give your favorite soccer team the boost they need. Go Soccer Goose... you can score.

#6 - Fun-Guy Mushroom Hat Goose
Get in style with the Fun-Guy Goose while keeping the sun out of his eyes.

#7 - Super Hero Goose
Try the superhero goose. Duck by day... hero by night.

Acrylic Fading
Acrylic yarns will fade over time when exposed to direct light and/or outdoor conditions. You can see my year-long experiment of leaving out an item to go through one year of our season here at home.
In short, I'm not saying you shouldn't decorate, just don't hook it and forget it.


Mary P says
I have a tiny, 5 inch desk goose and need to adapt these to fit her. But I love these!
Lesley Wilson says
I find that a 23” pattern works well for the 7” porch goose by taking the stitches and cutting the numbers in half. I usually use a 5.5mm for the 23” outfits, and for the 7” I use a 3.5mm. I’ve been making 7”, 20”, 23” and 28” goose clothes for nearly a year. Hope this helps!